African American fighting on train

African American Fighting on Train (please turn off speaker)

20th Aug 2009, 10:00pm. While taking MRT home from Chinatown, a group of African Americans board the train heading to the east. After few minutes, one of them starts yelling and shouting, attracting the attention of every passenger on the train. Situation gets worse when the tallest guy in black keep scolding the shorter guy in black, and even push him to the door. Some passengers were so scared and alight the train immediately, obviously they have not reached their destination yet. After 20 minutes passed and most passengers have alighted, two officers ‘pass by’ and check the situation. The officers didn’t approach the guy who was still shouting there, but turn to another guy who was eating snack on the train and advice him to stop. After a while, the train reaches the station and it’s obviously their destination, they alighted, instead of being asked to leave the train.
Throughout the shouting and yelling, there is a lot of dirty word and “f” words. But there is one sentence which is very clear: “You are F***ing embarrassing me! We are in another country now and this is not our country!”
(This is what the taller guy shouts to the shorter one)

Joke (12) - What a woman looks like after...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

World Youngest Smoker

World Youngest Smoker

Recently I received a forwarded email from my friend. The video really obsessed me. There’s a kid (I think bout aged 2-3) sitting on a bike, holding a cigarette. I start to feel uneasy when I saw him lighting up the cigarette, just like an adult. And thing gets worse when the guy sitting at the back, I guess should be his father, starts laughing and there are some other adults come near to him and ‘watching the show’.

All the adults seem so encouraging and so proud of him being the “youngest smoker”. WHAT THE ???!!! What were they thinking??!! Is this something to be proud of?? Is this the way it should be? What kind of earth we are leaving in now.

Before this, I read an article talking bout a kid aged 3 in India, figure out some mathematic formula which seems to be alien figure to me. Another Indian kid aged bout 10, was so profession in web programming that she became the youngest web development company CEO.

From the video clips and the background conversation, this “youngest smoker” seems to be come from China.

I’m so ‘proud’ of you, CHINA!

Farm Town - How to build a waterfall (pg3 of 3)

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How to build waterfall in Farm Town (Part 3 of 3)

Other tips:

You need some extra space to put the dirt path before placing it on the river corner. Remember, DO NOT place the dirt path ON TOP of each other, as you might not be able to move it easily. If you are unable to move the dirt path, you need to reload the page by visiting your neighbors and come back to move it again. Well, of course you can go to other places like market, but visiting your friend can earn some coins and experience, why not?

If you have mistaken click on a river corner that you have hardly place on top of another river corner and ‘move’ it (it will turn red as you can place it back when there’s no more dirt path on it), don’t panic. Just click on the walking icon to ‘walk’ and your river corner will not be moved.

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Farm Town - How to build a waterfall (pg2 of 3)

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How to build a waterfall in Farm Town (Part 2 of 3)

As you can see, without dirt path, the river corner cannot be placed on top of another river corner (as shown in red)

But now the river corner can be placed, as shown as green

Sometimes, after placing all the dirt paths (it could really take some time), we have forgotten how is the original river corner looks likes. No worry, you can just hide the dirt path that you have placed, then you can see your river corner again in order to design your waterfall properly



Remove all the dirt paths, and now you can see your multi-layer river corner. Continue on and you will soon be able to build your own waterfall in farm town.

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Farm Town - How to build a waterfall (pg1 of 3)

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How to build a waterfall in farm town (part 1 of 3)

The whole idea of building a farm town waterfall is to build ‘Multi-layer River’ (as shown). There are many ways of doing it, and I prefer to use river corner to show the ‘wave’.


However, one river corner cannot be build on top of another river corner. The trick is to put some dirt path on top of the river corner before putting another river corner on it. Different shape of dirt path can be used, and I’m using the crossing dirt path, as it seems to cover a wider area.


Place the dirt path one after another closely (but not on top of another). At times you may encounter a small area couldn’t be filled up


Try using different shape of dirt path and placing it at different places, to cover as much as possible. Repeat the steps until the whole area of the river (that you want to have another river corner on top of it) has been filled up with dirt path

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Joke (11) - Quick Laugh

A quick laugh for 5 mins
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you
about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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......... ..
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting
worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so
I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look
at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer,
Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law
doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

Joke (10) - Make Sense?

TO ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE,

have a NICE day!

(and MEN of course>..)



Believe it or not.

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!



Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman....



Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME ?



Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:



Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?



MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble,

it's a

HISterectomy.