Joke (1) - Women's Favorite

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so
he prayed "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body
to
switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their schoolclothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove them to school. Came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit.

Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies
and got the kids organized to do their homework,then set up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper.

After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded
laundry,bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed
and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back
to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,
through.

"You got pregnant last night."